Ok, so I thought I would repost some amazing facts about everyone's favorite hero, JB. (I found these posted as a comment on someone else's blog, so forgive me if these are your personal intellectual properties!)
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Let’s get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy’s name? Stephen Hawking.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”
Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
Guns don’t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
Everytime Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.
If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
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