~the obp~ Would You Rather?

Here's your shot to give me your best "Would You Rather?" As always, to submit, just add it as a comment under this post, and please keep it clean!

Here are some classic examples:

Would you rather: be Spiderman for a day or be Superman for a day?
Would you rather: get caught picking your nose in public or get caught passing gas in public?
Would you rather: meet Barack Obama or Rudi Giuliani?
Would you rather: go for a week without brushing your teeth or go for a week without a shower?
Would you rather: be born with a mental handicap and be incredibly handsome/gorgeous or be born with a physical handicap and be incredibly intelligent?
Would you rather: be given 5 minutes to speak with Jesus Christ or 5 minutes to speak with George Bush?
Would you rather: pilot an airplane or captain a submarine?

NOW CREATE!