Here's your opportunity to submit your best joke, may it be piratey, churchy, or umm...whatever! As always, to submit, just add it as a comment under this post, and please keep it clean!
This guy died and found himself at the Gates of Heaven where St. Peter asked him if he would like a tour. Naturally, the guy said yes, and magically he found himself walking up this long hallway with Peter. They came to the first door with a window on it and the guy looked in and saw all of these people in there worshipping without a care in the world -- some with arms in the air, some jumping up and down, and others clapping and dancing to the singing and music. The man asked Peter, "Who are these people?" Peter replied, "Oh, they are the Amish Christians...they were so reverent and somber in their worship on earth that when they got to Heaven and realized they had the freedom to praise God with more than just their lips, well...let's just say we haven't been able to keep them still..."
The man and Peter walked on a bit more and came to another door with a window. This time the man looked in and noticed the worshippers being very quiet and reserved in their worship. "Who are these people," the man asked? "Oh," Peter replied, "They are the Pentecostals. When they got to Heaven and realized that worship could also be accomplished by recognizing God in quietness, peacefulness, and reverence, they took to it immediately!" "Wow..." the man said, "that's amazing!"
Again, they began to walk and came to a third door. The man looked in and saw a group of people arguing and fighting amongst each other. Confused, the man again asked Peter, "Who are these people?" Peter replied in a hushed tone, "Oh...that's the Church of Christ folks. Don't talk to loud; they don't know the rest of us are here!"
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what is a pirates favorite thing to were when visiting East Grand Church of Christ?
Arrrrguile
~Steph
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